Rodney Carrington Lyrics
Rodney Carrington Lyrics
"The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend Lyrics"
A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall Lyrics
from The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan, 1963 Oh, where have you been, my blue eyed son? Oh, where have you been, my darling young one? I've stumbled on
from The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan, 1963 Oh, where have you been, my blue eyed son? Oh, where have you been, my darling young one? I've stumbled on
The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend
Well I Got Home and the door was locked
And I tried to ring the bell
I found a little bitty note that she had wrote
Telling me to go to hell
I crawled in the window, I got inside
She kicked me in the balls, and then I cried
Called me a name, said I lied
Ki
Piggy (Nothing Can Stop Me Now) Lyrics
hey pig yeah you hey pig piggy pig pig pig all of my fears came true black and blue and broken bones you left me here i'm all alone my little pigg
cked me again and I thought I diedhey pig yeah you hey pig piggy pig pig pig all of my fears came true black and blue and broken bones you left me here i'm all alone my little pigg
Took my clothes, set em’ on fire
And hit me with her curling iron
I tried to block it with my watch
And then she kicked me in the crotch . . . again
Yeah today’s the day my wife met my girlfriend
Well I tried to tell her but she didn’t care
Things werenâ
I Don't Know How To Fix It Lyrics
She brought some perfume from Paris And I bought some brand new cologne She made a candlelight dinner And I put some soft music on We sat by the fire
€™t what they seemed She brought some perfume from Paris And I bought some brand new cologne She made a candlelight dinner And I put some soft music on We sat by the fire
She had a pan on the stove full of boiling water
And my nads would soon be steamed
I tried to run, scream for help
She hit me in the nerts with a Rhinestone belt
It was like nothing that I ever felt
I thank god I wasn’t wearing a kilt
She grabbed a bat from beneath the bed
There's that house where I used to live Here comes that man, Christ, he gives me a headache I don't like all these sharks in the city They don't do much f
She reared back, swung it again and
Then she hit me in the twins . . . again
Yeah today’s the day my wife met my girlfriend
Yeah today’s that awful day,
Hey, my boys won’t be the same
Yeah today’s the day my wife met my girlfriend